1 Rs = 1 Paisa B-)

Some people like me can Prove anything ;)



To Prove : 1Rs = 1 paisa B-)


U give it a try first :)
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Okay here's the solution


Solution:

LHS = 1 rupee
= 100 paise (we all know)

=10 paise * 10 paise

=0.1 rup * 0.1 rup

=0.01 rup

=1 paise

= RHS

Hence Proved

ANY MISTaKE....?? ;-)


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The Package!!!

A married lady was expecting a birthday gift from her husband. For many months she had admired a beautiful diamond ring in a showroom, and knowing her husband could afford it, she told him that was all she wanted.As her birthday approached, this lady awaited signs that her husband had purchased the diamond ring. Finally, on the morning of her birthday, her husband called her into his study room. Her husband told her how proud he was to have such a good wife, and told her how much he loved her. He handed her a beautiful wrapped gift box.Curious, the wife opened the box and found a lovely, leather- bound Bible, with the wife's name embossed in gold. & Angrily, she raised her voice to her husband and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible? and stormed out of the house, leaving her husband.Many years passed and the married lady was very successful in business.!She managed to settle for a more beautiful house and a wonderful family, but realized her ex-husband was very old, and thought perhaps she should go to visit him. She had not seen him for many years.But before she could make arrangements, she received a telegram telling her that her ex-husband had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to her. She needed to come back immediately and take care of things.When she arrived at her ex-husband's house, sudden sadness and regret filled her heart.She began to search through her ex-husband's important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as she had left it years ago With tears, she opened the Bible and began to turn the pages.Her ex-husband had carefully underlined a verse, Matthew 7:11,"And if you, being evil know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Heavenly Father which is in heaven, give to those who ask Him? As she read those words, a tiny package dropped from the back of the Bible.It had a diamond ring with her name engraved on it, the same diamond ring which she saw at the showroom. On the tag was the date of her birth,and the words...'LUV U ALWAYS'....

How many times do we miss God's blessings because they are not packaged as we expected? I trust you enjoyed this.Let others know this.

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you do not have; but remember that what you now have, was once among the things you only hoped for.

IF YOUR GIFT IS NOT PACKAGED THE WAY YOU WANT IT, IT'S BECAUSE IT IS BETTER PACKAGED THE WAY IT IS!

ALWAYS APPRECIATE LITTLE THINGS; THEY USUALLY LEAD YOU TO BIGGER
THINGS!!!

Brick Recruitment!!!

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?


Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.


Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.


Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.





If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department.



If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..



If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.




If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.



If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .



If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.



If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in information
Technology.




If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.



If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.



If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing...




If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on strategic
Planning..



And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been
Moved.



Congratulate them and put them
In Top management ;)

6 Truths of Life!!!

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.





2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.




3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.




4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.






5. You soon will try to let someone else know that he is an idiot.




6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



I apologize about this.

I'm an idiot and I needed company.

Blood Clot??? - You can Save a life

Hi Read on and save lives please

Please have a look....This 5 min may save a life and lots of tears.....

You could save a life

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R ..

Someone sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.

Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this...

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :

S > Ask the individual to SMILE

T > TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg 'It is sunny out today').

R > Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

NOTE : Another 'sign' of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue.
2. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.

A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets to know this tells it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved, and it could be your own...

What GOOGLE says about different countries ??

Is 1 = 2 ? ;)

start with this

>> a = b

>> ab = b²...................... [multiply by b on both sides]

>> ab - a² = b² - a² ... [sub a² from both sides]

>> a(b-a) = (b+a) (b-a).. [factorise]

>> a = (b+a) .....................................[divide by (b-a) ]

>> a = a+a........................................... [substitue a=b ]

>> a = 2a ...............................................[simplify]

>> 1 = 2 ....................................................[divide by a]

^{hence proved :)}

Take It Easy!!!

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette


another deadly answer. Scroll down a little
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette


If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".


If that was not enough even uptill now, one more deadly answer.... scroll down
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Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

21 Things that'll Happen if the IPL is Nationalised

1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, replacing Lalit Modi, will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India .

2. Mayawati will demand, however, that the new Chairman should be her own candidate, Mr Dalit Modi .

3. The name of Mumbai Indians will immediately be changed to Mumbai Manus. It will, naturally, field only Maharashtrians (preferably Maharashtrian Brahmins). All other players will have their legs broken. Zaheer Khan will have his house burned down. So will Irfan Pathan, Yusuf Pathan and Mohd Kaif .

4. The Chennai Super Kings team will be renamed Dravida Cricket Kazhagam. Subsequently one faction will break away and the team will split into DCK (DMK) and AIADCK, owing allegience to Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha respectively .

5. Each political party will have its own team: BJP Bandits, Congress Cobras, CPI Cadres, Samajwadi Strikers, CPM Challengers, Trinamul Tigers etc .

6. Auction of players will be replaced by teams calling for tenders for players. The lowest priced players will be picked.

7. Sonia Gandhi will insist that 30% of each team should be reserved for women .

8. Mayawati will demand that SC/ST players will need to run for only 18 yards instead of 22 yards between the wickets .

9. Third Umpire requests will have to be filled in triplicate and duly notarized .

10. All Third Umpire decisions will be referred to a Joint Parlimentary Commission .

11. IPL tickets will henceforth be available at all post offices and BSNL centers from 10 a.m. to 12.45 p.m. The facility to purchase tickets on your cellphone will immediately be withdrawn .

12. Replacing an injured foreign player can be done only through a Tatkal application submitted 48 hours after a Govt doctor examines him .

13. Cheerleaders will be replaced by retired Air-India flight attendants .

14. These new cheerleaders will perform the folk dances of the states they represent during breaks .

15. IPL matches will be shown only on Doordarshan. They will be telecast the day immediately following the match, from 4 a.m. to 7.30 a.m. and subsequently from 3.30 p.m. to 7p.m, subject to satellite link-up availability .

16. Between each innings break Doordarshan will telecast the news in Hindi, followed by news for the hearing impaired .

17. Agricultural shots can be played only during the phase of the game termed " Krishi Darshan . "

18. There will be no matches on weekends or on national / regional holidays .

19. The three stumps will be painted saffron, white and green .

20. Bowlers will have to bowl sarpatti and ghasssarkundi balls (Hindi terms for underhand bowling) to the reserved players .

21. Pakistan will immediately announce its intention to start its own version of the tournament called PPL and Mr Zardari will make a visit to Washington to meet President Obama and seek an additional grant of $1 billion to fund it .

(Don't laugh. You never know).

Lateral Thinking!!!

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .

man
Q1. ---------
board

Ans. = man overboard





Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.








stand
Q2. ------------
i

Ans. = I understand






hey just dont go for the answer try thinking yourself first!


OK .. . .



Got the drift ?







Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?






Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/

think!!

Ans. = reading between the lines

Q4. r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road -->








Not having a good day now, are you ? (~_^)


Redeem yourself.










Q5. cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle








Not easy to figure out ha!












0
Q6. ---------
M.D.
Ph.D.

Ans.. = two degrees below zero









C'mon give it a little thought! !










knee
Q7. ------------
light

Ans. = neon light



( knee - on - light )









U can prove u r smart by getting this one.







ground
Q8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet

















Ans. = six feet underground






-->


Oh no, not again ! !












Q9. he's X himself

Ans. = he's by himself









Now u messing up big time.










Q10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance ;)








Not even close! !










Q11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death








Okay last chance ..................



Q12. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !










And the last one is real fundoo - - -

Q13.

ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. ..

Ans. = long time no 'C'

This is what It looks like...!!!

THIS IS WHAT
SORRY
LOOKS LIKE

This is what
tired
looks like

This is what
bad spelling
looks like....

This is what
intimacy
looks like

This is what
courage
looks like



This is what
'good grief!!'
looks like



This is what your
tax dollars
look like




This is what
'I can wait'
looks like


This is what a
helping hand
looks like






This is what a
blonde's
car looks like..






This is what
cold
looks like.






This is what a
bad mood
looks like



Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so.......
'Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't.

Cricket Really Intersting Moments!!!

Had Ramayan Been On FaceBook

The Non-Reliable Indian Americans!!!

AMERICANIZATION

The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".

U don't "disconnect" a phone, U simply "hang-up".

U never "mess-up" things, U only "screw them up".

U never have a "residence" tel. no., U have a "home" no.

U don't stop at the "signals", but halt at the "lights".

U don't "accelerate" , U "step on the gas".

Your tire never "punctures", U may have a "flat".

The trains have "coaches" or "boggies' no more but "carriages" or "boxes".

There R no "petrol pumps", but "gas stations".

"I don't know nothing", 2 negatives don't make a positive here.

U no longer meet a "wonderful" person, U meet a "cool" guy

U don't pull the switch down to light a bulb,rather flick it up.

There's no "Business Area" only "business districts", and no "districts" but "counties".

No one stays "a stone's throw away", might"a few blocks away".

There's no "Town Side", it's "Down Town".

In hotel U no longer ask for "bill" and pay by "cheque", rather ask for "check" and pay with (Dollar) "bill's".

There R no "soft drinks", only "sodas".

Life's no longer "miserable" it "stinks".

U don't have a "great" time, U have a "ball".

U don't "sweat it out", U "work U'r butt off".

Never "post" a letter, always "mail" it and "glue" the stamps, don't "stick" them.

U no longer live in "flats" or "blocks", find an "apartment".

U no longer "like" something, U "appreciate" it.

"#" is not "hash", it's "pound".

U R not "deaf", U have "impaired hearing".

U R not "lunatic", U are just "mentally challenged".

U R not "disgusting" U R "sick".

U can't get "surprised" U get "zapped".

U don't "schedule" a meeting, U "skejule" it.

U never "joke", U just "kid".

U never "increase" the pressure, U always "crank" it up.

U never ask for a pencil "rubber" U ask for an eraser. a rubber is a condom

U don't try to find a lift U find an elevator.

U don't ask somebody "How r u ?", U say "What's up dude?"

U never go to see a game U go to watch a game.

If U see "World" champions(or Series),read "USA"champions( or Series).

There's no "zero" but "o", no "Z" but "zee".

There's no FULL STOP after a statement, there's a PERIOD.

If someone gets angry at U, U get "flamed".

You don't say "How do you do", you say "How you doin"

In short U don't speak English, U speak American.

Well u dont' say life is boring u say LIFE SUCKS !!!!!

Women As Explained By Engineers!!!

Neck Exercise!!