Saturday, May 15, 2010

1 Rs = 1 Paisa B-)

Some people like me can Prove anything ;)



To Prove : 1Rs = 1 paisa B-)


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Okay here's the solution


Solution:

LHS = 1 rupee
= 100 paise (we all know)


=10 paise * 10 paise

=0.1 rup * 0.1 rup

=0.01 rup

=1 paise

= RHS

Hence Proved

ANY MISTaKE....?? ;-)



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Friday, May 14, 2010

The Package!!!

A married lady was expecting a birthday gift from her husband. For many months she had admired a beautiful diamond ring in a showroom, and knowing her husband could afford it, she told him that was all she wanted.As her birthday approached, this lady awaited signs that her husband had purchased the diamond ring. Finally, on the morning of her birthday, her husband called her into his study room. Her husband told her how proud he was to have such a good wife, and told her how much he loved her. He handed her a beautiful wrapped gift box.Curious, the wife opened the box and found a lovely, leather- bound Bible, with the wife's name embossed in gold. & Angrily, she raised her voice to her husband and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible? and stormed out of the house, leaving her husband.Many years passed and the married lady was very successful in business.!She managed to settle for a more beautiful house and a wonderful family, but realized her ex-husband was very old, and thought perhaps she should go to visit him. She had not seen him for many years.But before she could make arrangements, she received a telegram telling her that her ex-husband had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to her. She needed to come back immediately and take care of things.When she arrived at her ex-husband's house, sudden sadness and regret filled her heart.She began to search through her ex-husband's important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as she had left it years ago With tears, she opened the Bible and began to turn the pages.Her ex-husband had carefully underlined a verse, Matthew 7:11,"And if you, being evil know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Heavenly Father which is in heaven, give to those who ask Him? As she read those words, a tiny package dropped from the back of the Bible.It had a diamond ring with her name engraved on it, the same diamond ring which she saw at the showroom. On the tag was the date of her birth,and the words...'LUV U ALWAYS'....

How many times do we miss God's blessings because they are not packaged as we expected? I trust you enjoyed this.Let others know this.

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you do not have; but remember that what you now have, was once among the things you only hoped for.

IF YOUR GIFT IS NOT PACKAGED THE WAY YOU WANT IT, IT'S BECAUSE IT IS BETTER PACKAGED THE WAY IT IS!

ALWAYS APPRECIATE LITTLE THINGS; THEY USUALLY LEAD YOU TO BIGGER
THINGS!!!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Brick Recruitment!!!

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?


Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.



Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.



Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.






If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department
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If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..




If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.





If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.



If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.

Put them in operations
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If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.




If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in information
Technology
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If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.



If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet

Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.




If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing...





If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on
strategic
Planning..




And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each

Other and not a single brick
Has been
Moved.




Congratulate them and put them
In
Top management ;)

Thursday, May 06, 2010

6 Truths of Life!!!

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.





2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.




3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.




4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.






5. You soon will try to let someone else know that he is an idiot.




6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



I apologize about this.

I'm an idiot and I needed company.

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Blood Clot??? - You can Save a life

Hi Read on and save lives please
Please have a look....This 5 min may save a life and lots of tears.....
You could save a life



STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R ..

Someone sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.



STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.
Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this...

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.



RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :

S > Ask the individual to SMILE

T > TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg 'It is sunny out today').

R > Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

NOTE : Another 'sign' of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue.
2. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.

A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets to know this tells it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved, and it could be your own...

Saturday, May 01, 2010

Is 1 = 2 ? ;)

start with this

>> a = b

>> ab = b2...................... [multiply by b on both sides]

>> ab - a2 = b2 - a2 ... [sub a2 from both sides]

>> a(b-a) = (b+a) (b-a).. [factorise]

>> a = (b+a) .....................................[divide by (b-a) ]

>> a = a+a........................................... [substitue a=b ]

>> a = 2a ...............................................[simplify]

>> 1 = 2 ....................................................[divide by a]


hence proved :)